Keep Them Guessing

How to cut a tree in 9Hours

Give me a task to chop down a tree in 9hrs and i'll be there sharpening my axe for 6hrs.

In as much as i know that mistakes are part of life, i don't like making them. I like to get things right at the first attempt in the smartest possible way.
This requires one thing- Preparation.

I see the planning/preparation stage as the most important of all the stages within a start-finish process.
This stage determines how much effort it'll require to finish a task or wether you'll even finish at all.

I like to first think through a task from beginning to the end to have an overview of the whole picture. Then, i try to figure out how i can simplify the whole process to reduce the labour (effort), cost and minimise or totally eradicate mistakes/errors.

There are some tasks that do not give the luxury of time to plan, what i do in those circumstances is to quickly evaluate the existing process of executing those types of task, and improve on them by eleminating the dormant, irrelevant and duplicated steps within the process and add my own new quick steps.

Hurrying through this stage had cost so many people fortunes.
Make all the mistakes you need to make at this stage before you proceed.
All the secrets you need to start and finish successfully are hidden within this stage.Take along with you all the valuables this stage has to offer.
Don't leave this stage empty-handed.

Soro Niyen? Na Talk Be Dat?

Her (Blowing BBC accent): Excuse me....

Me: Yes how can I help you?

Her: Can you please help me carry my luggage to the station?

Me: Ehn?! Come again....

Her: Please help carry my luggage to the station (pointing to the station ahead)

Me: Why? What is wrong with you?

Her: ...So I can hold down my skirt, the wind keep lifting it up and exposing me.

Me: Soro niyen?

She: Pardon me?

Me (clapping to the rhyme- 'Pekelepekele, arugbo je gbese...')

(I calmly walked away before the matter go turn to riot)

Noooooo! Pulease Don't!

If anybody is owing you money, pulease don't use the method prescribed by Rihanna in her new video and song as the way to go o.
Don't kidnap.
Don't hire people to go and help you torture the person.
Don't abduct, torture, or kill the relative of the person.
Don't kill somebori or anybori o.

She might be proving she's above the law-that she can kill and get away with it. Iyen ninu film. Don't get deceived, there is a law in the land that forbids murder. If you try it them go catch you and you too will be sentenced to death. Rihanna will not come and bail you o. She'll be on the island somewhere smoking her bung and sniffing anything sniffable. Ko ran iyalaya e nise o.

She is a servant of somebori just like i am a servant of sombori. Ise ti won ba ran iko ni iko nje. The message she has been sent by her master is what she has delivered. Me too i'm delivering the message i have been sent by my own master.

The message she has delivered within 7mins and already seen by over 10m people including me, is about drugs, alcoholism, kidnap, turture, murder, violence and nudity (though this one don't need mention again). I am not one of those to be deceived. I have seen the light and I know whose report i should believe. However, me who have seen the light have been sent to show the light to other people so they do not walk on the path of darkness.

Thank God you cannot call me over-spiri because you know i be balanced individual.
You can't refer to me as naive because i'm an artist myself, and a creative one for that matter, so i know what i know.
I don't weave conspiracy because i'm not as well-read as those who specialises in that. I'm just talking from the point of view of sombody with the third eye.

The idea is to destroy as many as possible through whatever means available.

Won ni get yin o!

Recipe: How To Prepare Success

Think deep and work hard.

You don't come by great ideas without thinking deep. You need to also know that great ideas don't become realities without a lot of hardwork.

There'll be moments of personal struggle and doubt; you'll need to be determined and strong to survive these hard times.

To get the best, you need to work with the best.
Keep your team small but strong.

Above all, be patient. Take your time and be thorough.